I Don't Know Half Of You Half As Well As I Should Like And I Like Less

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I Don't Know Half Of You Half As Well As I Should Like And I Like Less Than Half Of You Half As Well As You Deserve

$24.99

Color Navy Black Dark Heather Maroon

Size S M L XL 2XL

A funny Quotle tee with a long-form line for people who enjoy very specific social math. Front print reads: "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." Printed on a Gildan Softstyle unisex shirt.

Printed to order

Unisex XS–5XL

Soft ringspun cotton

Gildan Softstyle

Printed on a Gildan Softstyle unisex tee — soft ringspun cotton with a lightweight everyday feel. Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather and sport grey colors include polyester. Relaxed unisex fit, S–2XL. The design is printed large and centered on the chest so it actually reads at conversational distance.

Every shirt is printed once you order it — nothing sits in a warehouse. That means most orders leave the print facility within a few business days, then shipping time on top. If something arrives damaged, misprinted, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with clear photos and we'll help make it right.